If you have a question not answered here. Go ahead and ask. If we get the same question often, we probably still won't answer it. See "Customer Service" below.


What’s your return policy?

No returns, no exchanges, no questions.


Do you ship oversees and to P.O. boxes?

No. We don't ship domestically either.


Do you have customer service?

Yes, but they'll probably ignore you. We hire only extreme misanthropes.